Things to do in a Mall
Bored on a Sunday afternoon?  Try some of
these activities to make the mall even more fun.

Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones at the celluar phone kiosks.

Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.

At the bottom of an escalator, grab your leg and scream 'My foot!"

Train parrots in pet stores some new swear words.

Follow people around in a book store while reciting out loud any Dr. Suess book

Put on lots of makeup and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, and scream when no one is looking.

Stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour without moving.

At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on hamsters, and whether there's much meat on them.

Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of perfume.

Rummage through the gummy worm bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.

Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will 'give you a really cool buzz'.

Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.

Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant saying that none of them are 'leakproof'.

Stare at a tv in the appliance department and ask other shoppers whether they can see the 'hidden picture'.

Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say 'Domino's.'

Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.

Show people your driver's license and demand to know 'whether they've seen this person.'