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Decorate your cubicle walls with these quips.   Remember to do it on
the outside if you want someone else to see them...inside if not.

The early bird catches the worm…
which is another excellent reason to stay in bed late and grab a Poptart.

I don’t have time to procrastinate now…

I feel warm all over
(I hope it has nothing to do with my bladder problem.)

War and peace
What a novel concept!

Life-enjoy the ride. There are no refunds.

I’m just having too much fun for words!
or at least, words I can say in front of children…

You’re not getting older, you’re getting…
No, actually you are getting older.

Some people have flashes of brilliance.
Others have flickers of intelligence.
You've got a cute dim glow...

I just bought a complete set of Blank Books on Tape!

Caffeine rules!

You’re a sight for sore eyes! Or is that "causing"?

The middle is near!

Repeatability is very important. ANYONE can skydive once, the key is being able to do it again...

What is it about Milton Bradley games this time of year?
Everyone keeps telling me to get a Life and get a Clue...

It's not a rubber check, it's "flexible funding!"

So the first mass-produced automobile was the Model T, followed by the Model A.
Even back then, automakers knew that what really sold was T and A..

I have a schizophrenic doctor: it’s a cost-effective way to get a second opinion.

No Comment.

Ours wasn’t a "Norman Rockwell" family. It was more like "Norman Bates."

They say that it’s good to take road less traveled.
Obviously they’ve never driven here after a snowstorm.

There’s no place like home
…although that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

You have the right to remain silent.
You should exercise your rights as often as possible.

Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.

I’m so down in the mouth, I feel like I’ve eaten a duck.

I’m so poor, my entire line of credit is "Can I borrow some money for lunch? I’ll pay you back on Friday…"

I’m unique
(Just like everyone else)

The tooth fairy was convicted for "Incisor Trading"