THINKER Spending his time thinking of things so you don't have to.

Ponderings

Ponderings are those thoughts you think about when spending your time waiting...and waiting...and waiting. 

Children are called delinquents when they start wanting to do what adults do.

Success is just a matter of luck -- ask any failure.

It's not easy to take my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

If you argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell who's who.

The hardest part of dieting isn’t watching what you eat, it’s watching what your friends eat.

Money isn’t everything – but only according to those who have it.

A flashlight is a case in which to carry dead batteries.

The best thing about egotistical people is that they don’t talk about other people.

There is never enough time unless you’re serving it.

Old age is always 15 years older than you currently are.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Never judge a book by its movie.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.